celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

My dog is being rambunctious it is 11:20 and i am trying to watch face off I have had it up to HERE

kilometersprower:

LINK: ITS OK…. JUST LIKE RIDING A HORSE….. *SLAPS THE BACK OF THE KART*

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